Customer Service Episode 1: Getting Laid... Off

It's an exciting day at Nichola's office! She's going to be pitching her new sex toy idea to corporate: 'Girth Where You Birth'! Her excitement, however, is all but extinguished when she gets some terrible news: corporate will be closing her branch! Nichola is shocked... how could it have come this? She's done EVERYTHING right! Not to mention that she's the coolest boss around (well... at least SHE thinks so). Stuck between a rock and a hard place, Nichola will have to harness the totality of her business savvy and saleswomanship to prove to the upper-ups that her branch, and employees, are worth saving. While she's at it, however, she'll make sure she and her underlings have a little fun... After all, if they're going down, they may as well go down with a bang!